It wasn't a glass slipper but a furry one that the prince was after. He'd tried Cinderella's furry slipper and, as it didn't fit "just right", he had to try all the other furry slippers of all the other girls. Poor guy.
Overkill. All they had to do was give the lad a talking to and if need be sack him. I imagine he felt he was doing the right thing, that he was helping people, and to land him with a criminal record for theft at 19 is in no way proportional to his transgression.
Ever been invited to a vege's house for a meal? No choice, you say? No consideration for your particular food preferences, perhaps? Food-fascist forcing their ridiculous and irrational "lifestyle" choices on you?
Jaguars also have the strongest bite of any cat, allowing it to force its teeth right through that caiman's skull. A tiger only has about half the bite force.
Life is hard, sometimes.
Bwahahaha!