Frau, you're part of the problem. Get a clue.

I hope someone arrests this douche of a truck driver.

I saw this on TV. It made no sense to me. The guy would stir a bowl of swill around for a few seconds, add a pinch of salt, run over to his computer and stare at a graph for a few seconds, stir the swill, stare at the graph. Duh. Congrats. You've invented a brilliant solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Even better was the invention that measured how thick a batter was. Ron Popeil must be kicking himself!!

Weird. After doing this, the same guy apparently hung himself in an airplane bathroom: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/09/D8FLNH0G4.html

Hmm. Something tells me it would be a *very* bad idea to drink as much soda as you could and then pop 5 or 6 Mentos--know what I mean?