Looks like a clear case of operating a motor vehicle with excess melanin content in the skin.

I had no idea dining on iceberg was dangerous. Perhaps romaine would be better.

My Barbies - well played with and I'm pretty sure worthless to anyone but me. For my daughter? She's 14 now & I can't seem to get rid of her "Woody" and "Buzz Lightyear" from Toy Story. They keep going right back on the shelf.

I have a Hawaiian rag doll that I've had since I was 2 months old. My mom & I flew to Oahu to meet up with dad while he was on R&R from the Vietnam war. It's where he got to meet me for the first time. I've had it 43 years and will never get rid of it. I keep the doll in my cedar chest.

Wait! Wait! I got it!

So, the egg is first!!!! :D

I hope they also got a guarantee of continued employment for a set number of years along with the tat.

Red and black--friendly jack. (King snake)
Red and yellow--kill a fellow. (Coral snake)

I was going to say

Bazinga!!

but thats already been said... so I'll like that comment instead