"(the product is banned in the United States because of the small parts it contained may pose a choking hazard for little children)." Well, good! Little children shouldn't be getting married anyway!

Just a fisherman making the most of the yule tide.

So, does IKEA have a liquor license, or was the monkey sotted before he got there? Too bad he had to drink alone. Maybe the cat will join him next time!

Wow! With reality like that, who needs sci-fi?

How about putting a lead sinker in the slingshot to allow a good cast in restricted spaces?

"I am that I am." God
"I yam what I yam." Popeye
"I think, therefore I am." Rene DesCartes
"I think I can, I think I can," the little engine that could.

Somehow, I don't think Emily Post would ever approve.

Baboon! You left out BABOON!!!

Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie deer ewe
Hippo birdie two ewes!

Will seat belts keep my goldfish safe?

There's another typo, Miss C. They spelled DVD VHS! (wink, wink)

How about if we ban the American Civil LIBERTIES Union because they only ever try to put restrictions on our liberty?

Tar Wars! Lady and the Tram! Oldfinger! The Big Hill! Raisin Arizona! One with the Wind! Moby Ick! Superma! It's a Wonderful Lie! Roger Rabbi! Rumpy Old Men! The Parent Rap! One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Net!

Deep in right field, a Chicago Bear reaches for a high fly.

Better Idiot, med.