Ocupation: Yard saler, retired. Yesss!

Forget the phone, I want an unlisted mailbox!

Hah! That guy's a dope. Doesn't he know all the modern robots in the park have non-magnetic titanium chassis?

He's also making snowballs with his feet, then caching them (where else?) in the snow!

Oh, no! My dog caught it and gave it to me!

And how did he plan on recharging it?

Years ago, I used to be a PHD (Pizza Hut dishwasher). You couldn't pay me to where that perfume again.
As for the Bodily Secretions scent, I think that used to be available under a different name. I recall a famous sound bite from an aeronautical disaster in which a newscaster mentions Eau De Humanity!

Huh! Must be connected to a hydroelectric plant.

Fred Farkle fawns over Fabulous Flappy-forearmed Flying Frog Found if forest and freely furnishes finder with first foreign Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award

This study seems to show that babies can tell good from evil, and that they prefer good in others, but it does not test whether the babies are themselves good or evil. Most babies will scream until they get a bottle or a fresh diaper. That might be interpreted as selfishness (evil). Hmmm.

Gotta love the music selection; Vivaldi's "Springtime"!

How'd he get under that bridge? Duck?

Uh-huh, and then two different colored Kangaroos come by with the coffee; regular and decaf. Be careful not to spill!

Door to door salesman's sample makeup kit for goth neighborhoods.

"Down with Gravity", med.