Not allowing porn in libraries...Good
Not allowing ACLU in libraries...Priceless!

Uh, wait. Gunshots (plural) were heard? Possible suicide? They better keep investigating.

Yellow submarine control lever with blue meany emblem.

better mouse med.

Show us your coconut!!!

If they really wanted him gender neutral, they could have had him castrated. As it is, he's five years behind in developing his self image and sexuality. Either way, it's child abuse!

Wow! Someone was having a BAD day at the batting cages!

Better mouse med.

Ah, that's where I left them. Thanks!

Why isn't there a cat scalene the tree?

That's the famous scuplture "Desert Cowskull" by the steampunk impressionist Nemo Remington.

Diagonally parked, med. Thanks!

Lefties may tend to have higher mechanical aptitude. I worked in auto parts stores for several years. About half of the mechanics picking up parts for garages signed the invoices with their left hand. I noticed because I am left handed.

That's a normal year 'round menorah at top right. The chanukiah has 9 branches.

A run on sentence walks into a bar, orders a drink, the goes to the pay phone to call his wife, but a strange man answers, and thinking it is his boss calling, tells him he is late for work because his car won't start, but the boss, had it been him, would know that was a lie because he crashed the car two weeks ago and doesn't even have one now, but then he hears beer glasses clinking in the background and figures he can blackmail the boss when he's really in danger of physical harm himself for messing with the wife of the run on sentence.

A period walks into a bar.

What is a muslim doing at a Catholic university? Why don't his own people stand against his desire to give Catholic training to "infidels"? Only one possible reason; He's there to destroy the system. Send him away.

Haaaay macarena!