Small pop-top cans of Armour's "Pork Brains in Milk Gravy", thrown grenade style. They'll stop to lap it up -- then the toxic levels of sodium will dehydrate them to a little heap of powder.
If you really want classmates to find you, just set up a free profile at classmates.com -- and put up a pic of yourself that's got your email addy superimposed on it (ala MSPaint or Photoshop).
Within two months, I got REAL email from the real people I actually wanted to get in touch with again after 25 years, and it didn't cost a dime.
Screw Classmates.com and their 'gold membership' crap!
Excellent find! I remember a few of the ads from the 80s and earlier. One of the common threads in all of the "effective" ads is that they appeal to emotion rather than intellect, thus insuring that Americans vote with their "gut" instead of their brains.
Here's to hoping we vote with our brains this time.
That's actually a pretty good idea. She's definitely got a point about the role pets play in peoples lives. Plus, if you're so broke you can't afford a small bag of cheap cat or dog food, how great is that for your self-esteem?
"Haz whale gotz mah bukket?"
They both contribute the hairload that the Roomba makes its life's work.
Within two months, I got REAL email from the real people I actually wanted to get in touch with again after 25 years, and it didn't cost a dime.
Screw Classmates.com and their 'gold membership' crap!
Here's to hoping we vote with our brains this time.
P.S. A guy named "Brownkid" wants to start a band called "Laxative Tantrum". Brilliant!
SEAL: "Ahahahaha...."