re: Gutu's comment: 20% of the world also deals with dysentery (which can be fatal) on a regular basis. Wash your hands with SOAP, people.

Also, skipping the shampoo might be fine and dandy if you have very short hair. Otherwise, you'll be a nasty rancid tuna-smelling hippy previous mentioned. Eww.

Awesome! Now Mama Grizzly has a new graphic to replace that one of the rifle-scope-targeted Democrats she had on her PAC site.

"Avast! Denny's is still open! Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity for all my men!"

ROFLCOPTER Pilot Men's XXL

The Tactical Redecorating Squad of the Gay Agenda Strike Force Team hits again!

Grammar issues aside, this reminds me of that Brangelina flick "Mr & Mrs Smith". Must be a lively relationship indeed.

How ridiculous -- and sad! I'd always liked to imagine that plate being on some harried mom's SUV.

I've been behind several drivers who are weaving madly all over the 3-lanes of traffic, then pulled up beside them to see that they weren't drunk at all..just multi-tasking on their cellphones.

Being a "good driver" doesn't mean you don't get into an accident. It also means you don't CAUSE any accidents.

Besides, if I'm driving, I'm bizzy. Leave a message and I'll call you back. I got better stuff to do besides say "LOL" and flip my damn vehicle into a semi because you're talking about last night's date.

"People who bag groceries for a living have to work quickly and efficiently without breaking anything."

That's pretty good set of requirements for almost any job. Except maybe omelette maker.

It does remind me of when I and my fellow overqualified Pizza Hut workers held pizza box folding competitions. Yeah, it was fierce!

I love Maru, and the videos just keep getting better.

And the irony that the owner ran a chain of weight-loss clinics. Wow. Guess he's either drumming up business or he's finally realized that the money's in feeding fatties instead of working off their weight.

Wow... I am totally going to try baking a pumpkin pie inside a chocolate cake now. No frosting, either. 'Cause I'm watchin' my weight, ya know.

As a corrections officer, the inmates at my place read a ton of religious "inspirational" literature because they can relate to that "poor, oppressed" thing. And because getting religion means you're forgiven aka "elimination of regret." Of course they drop the religion as soon as they're back in the Free World.

Also, erotica (written smut) is hugely popular.

Wow. We don't even have DSL where I live, and now there's 3G on Mount Frickin' Everest.

How much profit do you have to promise a company before we can get broadband all over the US?

Sounds like you had a great time, Miss C!

One of the things I noticed about Las Vegas is that it reminds me of a bunch of shopping malls. You know how shopping malls always have the same stores (Claire's, Sears, Hot Topic, the Cookie Factory, etc.) but differ only in decor.

In Vegas, you have the same slot machines and table games in every casino but the decor is different.

It's still a lot of cheesy, garish fun to visit!

I didn't know Ralph the Swimming Pig had relatives elsewhere!

/Only relevant if you live near Austin, TX...