That's a lotta banjos...

Would love to see this experiment with 7,000 teenagers. You know, right when they get to the "You can't tell me what to do! I'm an adult! So stay out of my room!" age.

In other words, anything that doesn't involve drinking beer, surfing Neatorama and playing yet another round of Civ IV might be the death of me?

I'm with Gauldar. Use these bottle stoppers to top off an entire chessboard's worth of pieces and play until your liver screams for mercy. Rook takes Bishop? Drink the Bishop dry!

Well, now I think we all know which families are the sluttiest.

Sure, it's all fun and games until the neighbor's dog snags your pannies off the lawn and runs around town with 'em.

I do know how to spell "monsoon", but my keyboard doesn't. Bad keyboard. Naughty.

Astro, though Florida's known for loads of sunshine, the coastal areas get a TON of short, heavy rains on a daily basis during parts of the year. It's like a 15-minute moonsoon on a summer day, and then it goes right back to being sunny and humid.

D.D., you're obviously a guy who's never had to negotiate the cruel, unforgiving societal jungle that is "Girl World."

But yeah, I can't wait to read the book her daughters are going to write about her someday. It won't be pretty.

Oh my! These are some intricate and provocative works, indeed. Mattel will probably flip out, but that's what they get for creating a toy that's become heavily-laden with symbolism.

P.S. You might want to put a NSFW warning on the link, just in case. Some of the miniatures include tiny "love utensils" (hilarious!) and compromising adult activities.

Assuming it's 1.5 ounces per shot, that's 8 shots of whiskey. One serious night out in a single 12-ounce non-recloseable can.

So that's where the Republicans learned their tactic.

Start ordering free samples in your pets names and you'll be amazed what happens. One of my cats got a pre-approved credit card and a condom, and the other's been getting samples of lotions and soaps from Dove for about 15+ years now.

Yeah, I was tempted to fill out the credit card application but didn't think they'd accept "Pro Bono Exterminator" as a valid occupation.

So people back then had a bad habit of licking their stitches, too?

This is an extremely cool toy, but the instructions for making it aren't for the faint of heart. You'd have to be a major electronics geek to pull this off.

That said, I'd love to see a giant one like the one Durango describes!

Arrested Development was one of the smartest, funniest shows I've ever seen, and it made great use of "inappropriate is funny." Maybe people didn't think it was funny because they didn't hear a laugh track that told them so?