That 53% statistic measures all marriages, including people who marry twice, three times, etc. So if you get Zsa Zsa Gabor, who was married 9 times (divorced 8), that's going to skew the statistics a bit. But I don't claim to know if that skew is only a little, or a lot; and it's kinda hard to determine that based on the fact that most people who are on their first marriage naturally assume it will be their ONLY marriage. So you can read this a few different ways. But my point is that the 53% might be a bit low, or it might be a lot low. I'm on year 12, and I'm hoping for at least another 60-70 before one of us kicks the bucket; so I'm banking on a low percentage of divorces.

After seeing these off and on for a few years, who else would love to try Celery Jello? I would seriously like to give it a taste. I imagine it'd be similar to the themed-flavors of Jones Soda.

That seems extremely dangerous for the cats, but what do I know?

I had mine tested, only to find out that I have absolutely no secrets at all. I'm white, with known recent roots in Ireland, England, Wales, and Sweden...and that's where my roots seem to end for many hundreds of years. But I'm more Neanderthal than most modern humans, which is neat.

For the lazy, he revealed that the story about the Pharaoh is the real one.

I'm a fan of Ren & Stimpy, and a big fan of Yogi Bear. But nary the twain shall meet. Not a great combination, in other words.

Nice "Neverending Story" reference!

One tidbit: Note that in the Miss America comic's top-right panel, The Statue of Liberty is on Bedloe's Island. The name of the island wasn't changed to Liberty Island until 1956. Also, it's crazy that it took only about an hour to travel to The Statue of Liberty and back, at least in the comic books. I've been there a few times, and it takes a minimum of 3 hours, between waiting and travel times.

This list should be called, "Random films that take place in these states". Why these movies? It seems like half are totally on the nose (Rocky for PA), while half have me scratching my head (Three Faces West for ND). There was no rhyme or reason behind the choices.

Step 1: Coat one brownie in ghost pepper powder. Step 2: Toss the brownie within sight of the bear, but far enough away that it doesn't reach a paw inside. Step 3: Film it, with your phone held HORIZONTALLY (very important). Step 4: Internet LOLs.

Utility kilts are actually rather reasonable. This one is $75. http://www.mountainhardwear.com/mens-elkommando-utility-kilt-OM3417.html

Can you add the link to TVOM? Thanks!

My main issue is the look of the Klingons. Despite being a really different look from other series', there's also the issue of whether or not they should even have ridges. In Star Trek: The Original Series, they had no ridges, because they didn't have affordable technology to do so on TV in the 1960s, and because the makeup wasn't even adopted for Klingons until the 1979 Star Trek: The Motion Picture. This was explained in the early 2000s series, Star Trek: Enterprise. In that series, the ridges disappeared prior to The Original Series due to the "Super Soldier Serum"-like eugenics concoction used to create Khan Noonian Singh and company, being used on Klingons and spreading like a virus to make the Klingons look more human, and ridding of them of their ridges for several generations. So, despite a claim by the producers of this show to make this new series canon within the confines of the television universe, and not the post-2009 movie universe, they already completely ignored one of the major facets of one of the major non-human races in the universe.

And some cleaning lady has to wash off what looks like permanent ink from all those surfaces. This guy isn't witty. He's just another a*hole.