the fact that anybody cares about this is distressing to me

it looks just like bruce lee...

who cosplays as saiyaman

srsly

i learned to drive playing mario kart

drivers ed taught me nothing

i'm 23 and the ONLY peanuts character i HAVEN'T forgotten is the dog who is in those insurance commercials

snoop dog or whatever

i'm kidding

i know a few of the characters

but srsly not very many...

i too can see a couple pixels

although this book seems ridiculous it should be noted that the title is in response to last years publication of:

"not tonight yarn i'm fornicating"

i don't have the words to properly express how disappointed i am in everybody who was involved in this

the previous food chart, the re-vamped pyramid, was a bad idea inexplicably shoved into an outdated idea.

when i heard they were dropping the old pyramid shape in favor of a "plate" i was excited

"alright, there is no way they can mess this up, it's a circle. it will be a simple pie graph and people can read those."

how did they manage to #$%&@! up a pie graph.

what the #$%&@! am i looking at.

is the dairy section larger than the fruit section? can anybody tell? it's really hard to compare the volumes of unlike shapes.

it's kind of presumptuous to say that kids born today won't know what "rewinding" is

i mean...i know what a cotton gin is...

...and i have never used a cotton gin nor have i ever had a need for an efficient means of cotton processing

plus it's not like all of the vhs tapes are crumbling to dust

so is the illusion that the faces seem to be morphing the whole time and the dot is annoying?

somebody is going to inevitably point out that 75% of the people chronicled on this website are out of touch conservatives...

i'm surprised nobody has thought of using internet trolling to try and neutralize the republican base

all you would have to do is create a fake website that pretends to be affiliated with the GOP and then dispense ridiculous misinformation. (claim it's satire and the law can't touch you)

"voting canceled due to socialist-reptilian-terrorism plot"

etc. etc.

children are terrible at art...that's why you pin it to the refrigerator...so it doesn't get out into the world and embarrass them

80% of success is showing up but the other 20% is lying when you get there

i respect this teachers old fashioned respect for academics but the system itself has become a sham and if you can cheat/weasel your way through to a career you won't suffer much

most of the slackers i have known in life have been very intelligent and personally educated

they just don't want to learn about american history for the third time. (throughout my school years i had three classes that generally covered american history. none of them talked about america past 1930)

some of those titles might be better than the original

pigs and diamonds

meetings and failures at meetings

notbad

traffic cone

the blackest shirt in the store

medium