aren't mitochondria also an old virus or bacteria or something?

just looked it up, i think they originated as a bacteria with whom we formed a symbiotic relationship. and by we, i mean cellular organisms at large.

OOooo jur-y dut-y, owowowowow (in paulie shore's voice)

uh huh is totally right

if you want to read a brilliant but long winded 1000 page book about tennis and drugs, you can read infinite jest, in which david foster wallace predicts this and describes this in an uncanny manner.

some people say it's the best american book. praise like that.

sounds lame. professional models aren't just stick thin, they are effin good at what they do. anybody who has seen amateurs try and walk down a runway knows how much it can distract from the actual fashion.

people always side with the obese cry babies in our society. of course, some models take things too far but i feel like everybody forgets that being obese is extremely unhealthy itself. there is a huge push to tell fat people "it's ok, be happy with who you are" but seriously people, you should not be over 250 pounds, that is ridiculous, dangerous, and irresponsible.

the normal girls in our society who whine about not being skinny enough need to just get over it. i have dated a bunch of model girls and a bunch of normal girls and it's not a big deal. there is a difference obviously but not a preference. no guys care, why do all girls care?? i understand that girls form unrealistic expectations as kids, playing with barbies and what not, but i played with a stretch armstrong, and while i do wish my limbs could elongate lackadaisically, i understand rationally that nobody is going to expect this of me.

he sould have gotten a cute kid to hold up a sad sign.

after looking through his photos i just want to beat him up and take his shirt.

my roommate is an economics major and really smart guy...but he always spends all of his money and then has to get his girlfriend to buy him cigarettes.

i think maybe because he spends all day reading about billion dollars transactions and whatnot he has lost perspective on how to manage a smaller amount of money. (?)

i think i've seen this before, very brandon bird, but not as good. pop surealism is in it's hayday...and going out.

this things a mess.

if you look at the star wars wedding (of which there are many) you should notice the two people next to jar-jar who aren't really very star wars and are really just huge losers.

lots of these are facepalm worthy. doods tats in the nude wedding are so lame.

shrek sucks

i was wondering if he'd made it

this guy is a real go getter, top notch, class act

i just ate a mango like, a day ago...

milwaukee protocal is rad.

couldn't this be because the younger looking twins are healthier? i feel this is somewhat obvious

smoke and drink and eat badly and you're going to look older because your cells are literally deteriorating.

other than porn, gore, and illegal porn, there isn't anything on 4chan that is too distressing...

too bad you can't take anything with you

me and my gf went to this wicked sweet ice cave in new mexico, thing was nuts, hot as heck on the surface but then ten feet down freezing cold.