Way to teach your kid about the circle of life. Mom's gonna eat 'em before you get back to fool around with them again. Talk about "Killed the rabbit, killed the rabbit..."

Oh. My. God. I just peed myself a little.
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They should be called the loco circle riders. Innnn. Saaaaaannnnnne! (love Cirque)

oooh, this is a good one!

Chatroulette seems like a great idea, if it weren't for all the sick bozos making sexual gestures and requests. (Cats would never do this.)

Can't anybody recall the EQ of 1987? I felt it while on the 3rd floor of a downtoen Chicago hotel.

Thanks for the laugh and hilarious study in human behavior!

That's a zippered mesh lingerie bag for the washer.

Glinda on vaca?

Ringling Bros. training has gone too far!

Mattresses and newspapers (among thousands of other thigns) are equally flammable.

oh I am so doing this at our holiday dinner!

and I thought global warming was killing the glaciers!

It's a boot remover you keep outside your door, to pry off your togs from the ankle, like if your shoes are muddy or stuck on, or if you cannot bend over to take them off yourself. You angle the ankle of your footwear against his upper "lip" and pull backwards, thus tugging off your shoe with ease.

Shirt size large, please :)

Best advice EVER:

Hug him. Hug him again. And again. Now a kiss. Again. 'Nother hug. Smile at your wife. Kiss her. Hug him again. Group hug. Group snuggle. Inhale deeply. Rinse. Repeat.