I don't know I think some of The Mountain's (T-shirt seller) responses are pretty funny in themselves. Check out their reply on this review (http://www.amazon.com/review/R3SUI8RAVA6NFY/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R3SUI8RAVA6NFY)

Posted on May 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT
The Mountain says:
We at The Mountain do not guarantee that you will become a magnet for super models. There is no governing the fate of one man to secure the kindred love of a like-minded mate for life while baying at the moon on a warm Summer's night; to the man who wears not the 3 Wolf Moon and stumbles through life on a path of loneliness of one forgotten by the mortals he walks among.

To be asked upon vision quest would require a more appropriate attire of which can be searched on Amazon. Something more along the lines of Flight of the Shaman or One Family are sure to gain you access to these ancient rituals performed by our country's true founders.
To be part of the family you must have the ancient key and proper wardrobe.

We feel that your rating of 1 star is unwarranted as we make no claim to the hook-up as stated above nor do we guarantee a vision quest invite by wearing a wolf shirt. We will however take up the involuntary urine expulsion case and add it to our long list of Mountain shirt wearing miracles and try to file an NDA with the FDA because we are sure that this is a problem for many folks of your ripe old age.

If you find yourself in a position such as that again, we recommend removing the shirt from your torso and fashioning a diaper. The thickness of our shirts and the 100% cotton will prove a fantastic level of absorbability and for that we feel we deserve at least 3 stars from you.

Christiane Enkenbach-Alsenborn

Totally applying for the t-shirt model. Now Alex are you guys looking for "model-sized" models, or is average all right?

I hate to admit this, but I own a dirndl. When I was in 4th grade my entire family went to Germany. Mom bought my sisters and I (we're triplets) dirndls. Not fake Chinese ones, really honest to god German dirndls. I think we wore them to a street dance and party, details are hazy but I know Mom and Dad have the pics. Now that I am 25, I know that when I have kids, that dirndl is still going to be able to worn. And I fully intend to have pics of my kids in it, because by god I had to do it, so do they!