Drunks are so fun to play with.

Enough cracks about butts.

Can one be flighty without superpowers?

Can the Swami balance a checkbook?

What will the neighbors think?

Fare treatment for cabbies!

Telephone art seems to be his calling.

Pardon me for being crotchety, but she's likely wearing a matching pair under the jean skirt.

Really puts the Hanes in 'heinous'.

Anyone with brains would stay away from a zombie woman.

Soldier on, Major!

The sport seems to be catching fire.

No gnus is bad gnus.

And don't forget that "Quiet Riot" played New York in 2002. An eyewitness describes the horror:

"Quiet Riot brought the crowd to their feet as they concluded their set with "Cum on Feel the Noize." They came back for an encore and played "Bang Your Head" and everyone sang along, just like we did at the roller rink in 5th grade. I left feeling like I'd seen a good rock show, gotten my $17 worth of entertainment, and felt the noize."

It's an Olmec recycling bin!

Now, let's not have a falling out over parachutes.