Bets You Can't Lose

The following is reprinted from Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader book. Psst! Do you need a sure-fire way to make money on bets that you absolutely, positively cannot lose? (Bar fights afterwards not guaranteed, mmkay?) Here are some sucker bets, courtesy of Uncle John of Bathroom Reader:

I'll Bet ... "I can make you say the word 'black.'"

Setup: Start asking your mark the colors of various objects in the room, making sure that none of them are black or blue. After three or four objects, ask "What are the colors of the American flag?"

Payoff: When they respond, "Red, white, and blue," you say, "I win, I told you I could make you say 'blue'!" Nine times out of ten they'll come back with, "You didn't say blue, you said black." Then you say, "Now I really do win!"

I'll Bet ... "I can make you say what I want you to."

Setup: When the other person agrees to the bet, tell them to say "mutifarious verbiage."

Payoff: When they say they won't or that they don't know what that means, you've won the bet. Why? To say multifarious verbiage means to say a variety of words ... which they've just done.

I'll Bet ... "I can roll the cue ball underneath the cue stick without holding it and without the ball touching the stick."

Setup: To demonstrate the difficulty, place the cue stick over the two long side rails of the pool table. Then have the sucker try to roll the cue ball underneath the stick, which they won't be able to do - the space between the stick and the tabletop is too small.

Payoff: But you can do it. Pick up the cue ball, put it on the floor under the table, and roll it underneath the table so it passes below the cue stick above. It will never touch the stick.

I'll Bet ... "You can't lift my hand off the top of my head"

Setup: Put your palm on the top of your head and instruct the person to try to remove it by pushing up on your forearm. It works best when a smaller person challenges a bigger, stronger person.

Payoff: They won't be able to. We're not sure why; it's one of those freaks of nature (not you, the trick).

I'll Bet ... "I can remove this quarter from underneath this napkin without touching the napkin or blowing on it."

Setup: Put a quarter under a napkin. After you've set up the trick, discreetly put another quarter into your hand. Then put that hand underneath the table, say some magical incantations, and after a moment, reveal that the quarter is magically in your hand!

Payoff: The person will most likely go straight for the napkin to prove you wrong. When they remove it, pick up the quarter and you've won the bet.

I'll Bet ... "You can't taste the difference between an apple and a raw potato if you close your eyes and plug your nose."

Setup: The best way to ensure success with this one is to make them try it three times. Just once is a 50/50 guess. Three times put the odds in your favor.

Payoff: It's not really a trick. According to experts, smell and sight are more important in tasting things than most people realize. Without those two senses, the taste buds don't have enough info to send to the brain.

I'll Bet ... "You can't eat eight saltines in 60 seconds."

Setup: Make sure that you stipulate the person isn't allowed to wash them down with anything - and that they have to eat them one by one.

Payoff: Because of the saltiness of the crackers, most people will get "cotton mouth" and not be able to eat more than five or six. Don't wager too much, though, because there is the occasional big mouth that can pull this one off. But at least you've gotten them to make a fool of themselves.

I'll Bet ... "I can jump higher than this house."

Setup: Just jump up in the air six inches or so.

Payoff: You've just jumped higher than any house ever could.

The article above is reprinted with permission from Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader. Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts. If you like Neatorama, you'll love the Bathroom Reader Institute's books - go ahead and check 'em out!

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theres one trick with a bear bottle and top bet the player he can't blow the top in the bottle. the air reverses and makes the air push the bear bottle cap.
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Here's one for a pool table. Put a ball directly in front of each of the six pockets, and put the cue ball anywhere in the middle of the table. Bet your mark that they can't get every ball on the table into a pocket without scratching with only a dozen shots.

The trick: After they make each of the six balls into their respective pockets and declare victory, bring up the cue ball. It's a ball that was on the table at the beginning of the bet. If it's still on the table, they lose. If it went into a pocket, it's a scratch, and they lose.
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I have one! Bet someone at the bar that "I bet you $1 that I can take this shot without using my hand." When they take the bet, pick up the shot and take it. You just paid $1 for a shot!

anyway...don't raw potatoes have cyanide in them? I wouldn't recommend doing that one...
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I don't understand the "You can't lift my hand off the top of my head" bet. I tried it on 3 people last night, and accomplished it with all of them. They were approximately 0.6, 0.9, and 1.1 times my size by mass.

Has anyone else tried this?
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