Occasionally I get an effect here where Neatorama, or one of the pages, will start to load, then suddenly switch to Google, with a note like, "Can't find..." and then an long link of somekind. So I'm being taken from the website altogether.

Will cut-and-paste that URL for you next time it happens.

Good way to keep your disco balls clean.

Three pigeons and a mini chopper fly into a prison bar and…

One pidgeon says to the other, "In my day, you needed a crow to make a phone caw."

This is one for the books.

Art? I should say sew!

[And more sound ads here. Electrosol.]

[Quick, Alex! Here's a page with a sound ad! It's in the upper-right corner and trying to get me to buy dishsoap made from diamonds!]

I'll need just enough to make an answering machine message.

Remember the video of the outdoor survivor that picks through fresh bear droppings to find a bit of apple that is edible?

That's how I felt watching the last three movies.

Gauldar:
"When I die I want you to make my ass into a handbag."

A small party clutch, or saddlebags for my horse?

Ola, Brasilieros! Bom dia!

How many bars in prison?

And I thought Marion Barry was the only DC politician who was on crack.

Hoopy!

[Shameless plug: Read "Last Chance to See" by Douglas Adams. Non-fiction book about endangered species.]

I hope she grows up to be a Dancing Queen.

Is there a pool gene in the gene pool?