In all my travels, both in Asia and Europe, I've never had a problem with rudeness at a business. Perhaps I was just lucky, but certainly it helps that I greet them in their own language (as best I can) and smile.

The only good bug is a dying bug.

So that's why hospitals are so expensive: Inflation.

If you really wanted to make these CGI-faked basketball shots more interesting, then you should have a Tyrannosaurus Rex blocking.

Leaping lizards!

Almost as much as his accomplishments in the face of such hardships, I admire the man's sense of humor.

Happy birthday, Mr. Hawking.

Imagine the look on the poor Cro-Magnon's face when this Neanderthal gal opens the door for their blind date.

Adios, amoebas!

Seems duct tape is on a roll these days.

The worst part is the cruel way kitties play with the defendent before rendering a verdict.

The elegant symmetry of the situation is that the backhoe can also dig his grave.

No kidding, Ozoozol.

I have to admit that I've NEVER even seen a salt truck in my entire life.

Personally, I like the wide variety of beauty. Look at the Campaign for Real Beauty that Dove has been backing; Their commercials feature a wide range of ages, skin tones, and body types... and yet these models are still a pleasure to the eye, which, frankly, is what sells.

The problem isn't a matter of being 'skinny' or not, but when the ONLY models we see are so thin and alike, then it does send the wrong message.

And that's the ugly truth.

Hmm, it IS a small world, after all.

True love can tolerate a lot of crap.