Breaking China?

Please, I only ask one day with a Lego post. Just one.

Well, these carefully arranged tests are one thing, but are inconclusive until we see the footage of the cat-chasing trials.

My experience in the Tube tells me that just one speaker blaring "MIND THE GAP" isn't enough.

At least two are needed, and, most importantly, the announcments must be slightly offset from one another, so that travelers are subject to a overlapping barrage of polite reminders, like so:

MIND THE GAP.

MUH-MIND THE-UH GAP-AP.

MIND-IND UHTHE AP-GAP.

I don't know... that chicken looks kinda stringy.

Isn't it time Legos hit the bricks?

I bet that could camp a lot of Boy Scouts.

Now, decades later, we are inching our way toward metrics...

A fishtank phone booth?

There's no call for that.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?

I'm probably kind of a jerk.

White privilege goes out the window for me every Summer, when I must endure months of teasing about how white my legs are.

Such a small engine wouldn't have much poop.

Oh geez, I'm getting nagged in here, too.

Zeppelin technology was simply overcome by another new technology -- film.

The spectacular explosion of the Hinderburg in 1937 was played and replayed in movie theaters across the world, horrifying the public and giving zeppelins a permanent reputation as dangerous and unsafe.

Zeppelins might have made a comeback, had it not been for those dramatic images.