Once they get the Internet, it will be hard to separate the men from the buoys.

Well, you have to remember that the violent crime statistics are thrown off by the large number of undocumented crimes committed by fishmen.

And here I've been wasting all my beer bottles by throwing them at street signs as I pass.

Twitter has a lot of inherent humor to draw on.

Yeah, weird. Seriously, who wears a suitvest or suspenders anymore?

Another advantage of the trampoline vehicle would be that, on the uprise of the trampolineer, the vehicle would not be carrying the weight of that person, in effect increasing gas mileage efficiency.

It's similar to long-haul trucks of pet birds. The drivers are routinely instructed to lay on the horn for the duration of the trip, so to startle the birds into flight, thus decreasing the weight of the load, and increasing gas mileage.

It is a wonderful movie.

Two thoughts:

1) It migth be worthwhile to tap this as a fuel source.

2) Ew.

How many gallons per mile?

Should he carp about the goldfish, or should he play it koi?

This explains the forget-me-not.

New to me!

Good for white-collar criminals.

I still don't see the gorilla.

I've often compared kids to primates.