Biometric data from your household indicates that you are not active enough and sensors have automatically reclassified you as Sedentary. In accordance with this change, your monthly insurance rates will now be raised by 40 percent.
Should sensors register Active househould readings for a period of six months, your rate will return to normal."
I thought this might be handy in care facilities. But then, it would need an attendant anyway, so maybe the human element should be preserved, and the attendant should wash the hair.
In any event, it would only be a matter of time before someone put their hindquarters into it, just for fun.
Interesting how the focus here seems to be on the tip. I'm more interested in the family being detained. It seems to me that that is the real issue here.
No word on how to properly cook them.
Biometric data from your household indicates that you are not active enough and sensors have automatically reclassified you as Sedentary. In accordance with this change, your monthly insurance rates will now be raised by 40 percent.
Should sensors register Active househould readings for a period of six months, your rate will return to normal."
Regards,
In any event, it would only be a matter of time before someone put their hindquarters into it, just for fun.