The next time you've got constipation, think of this story:
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
Comments (17)
Did someone just hijack Neatorama?
Maybe peanuts, but at least it's all you can eat.
I don't THINK this falls into the Neat part of Neatorama...
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i've had to go 'above & beyond' a few
times because of those 5 words. never quite
that far though, thankfully.
Man, what would he do if the monkey swallowed a whole can of Planter's??
Did someone just hijack Neatorama?