Zookeeper Licked Constipated Monkey's Butt

Alex

The next time you've got constipation, think of this story:

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

Now that's dedication! Link - via Arbroath


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I'm in on this but. . . I researched some, a lot actually (big rabbit hole) and I think I'll be changing up the recipe.

Most others that I found have you cook the sugar mixture to 250D or as high as 260D.

You don't need cream of tartar. It's purpose is to prevent the sugar from crystalizing which is what lemon juice or citric acid will do. Adding it to the cornstarch mixture does nothing.

You've got to be careful with the stirring. Too vigorous and the starches break down which prohibit gelling.

Need to read up some more but for now, I'm going with this: https://aegeandelight.com/authentic-turkish-delight-recipe-from-narnia/

Pretty sure it's that one - I've got a lot of open tabs here. . .

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