And it should say, "Glad to be of service..."

"Sit back down", he said, in clipped tones.

That's no moon...

Should I be relieved or embarassed that I don't know all these characters?

Sexercise and Viagra? They are really pandering to the pandas, convincing them to bare it all.

I'm resisting the urge to make a snippy comment about barbers in hairy situations.

I'm so full that I can hardly type, but thanks for a consistently awesome website!

You just know that your upstairs neighbor -- you know, the guy with the wooden floor -- will get one of these.

It doesn't seem possible, but maybe there were just sick of blondes.

Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

I once played my main "City of Heroes" character on a giant screen, in front of hundreds of people at ComicCon in San Diego.

Total coolness.

"Engaging singularity....."

"You are now single."

Well, let's just say that she ventured out of her area of expertise on this one.

The most interesting smell in the world.

And dancing is an abnormal form of marching.