The right of every citizen to petition redress in the court is an amazing equalizer for the common man.

Lose this right at your peril.

I HAVE MY OWN METHODS OF GETTING ATTENION.

ONE OF THESE IS A FULL LINE BREAK AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.

We need to get past the Future.

Man sneezes, shoots self in leg. Film at eleven.

You can really burn up the highway on these!

There will be global warming so long as it is profitable to have it, and that's not cool.

My car once broke down halfway across the Lake Ponchartrain Causeway. Bon temps.

Show the world what kind of ass you are.

Neat!

I'm not surprised at a musical cactus. The music industry has quite a few pricks.

Sometimes you've just got to say Phuket, and enjoy yourself.

Some auctions promise the Moon...

True story: I played Magic only once, with a very drunken man trying to explain the rules to me as we went along. To complicate the situation, his drunken wife (in full Renaissance Faire costume) would come in and bend over the table from time to time, hoisting her skirt and insisting that he spank her bare behind.

So yeah, I can see why the game is so popular.

Sweet liger.

Yeah, that was pretty funny -- although 'City of Heroes' totally rules over Warcraft! Ha!