If anyone disses Jerry in my company, they are sat down and made to watch the telephone scene from The Bellboy. Problem solved.

On first glance I thought that was ketchup and was horribly offended. Then I realized it's raspberry jelly. Not as bad.

This might be nit-picking (which is hardly necessary with this thing)... wouldn't at least some of the blue portion of the outfit be visible from this angle? Seems like especially on the arm, it shouldn't be entirely covered in the web pattern.

And wouldn't wearing it out in bright sunlight have a similar effect?

Hobnoblin'! Wit de goblin!

(Yes, I just quoted the worst song Frank Zappa ever recorded, deal therewith. I'd work in a mud shark reference if I could figure out how.)

Solid dudes.

The only reason I went back and watched Krull about a month ago is that I saw that exact still from the film and said, "Hey, that's Michael Eddington from DS9!!!" Of course I had to watch it at that point.

For pudding, yogurt, and other custard-like items, there's only one spoon material for me. Good ol' plastic, preferably clear, and preferably not cheap. It has a soft, warm mouth feel, rounded edges all around (assuming you get the good stuff), and imparts no flavor whatsoever.

Is he wearing something under his suit, or does he have a very odd physique?

Well, they have a "hard" job.

And he used that money to found the Ain't It Cool News website. True story.

We need to send a package back to Amazon, they arrange a UPS pickup. Unfortunately they don't communicate this to us, so when the UPS guy comes, there is no package waiting. He leaves us a slip saying he made an attempt to pick up the package.

Next day, we take the slip, tape it to the box, and leave the box on the front step.

We come home later that day to find another "made an attempt" slip. Stuck to the package. On top of the other slip.

We call the UPS office and explain. The response is an embarrassed "wow, really?" They promise to make sure the guy gets the message to pick up the box the next day.

Nobody ever comes back for the box. Our nephew gets two rock tumblers for Christmas.

Kids, do not emulate this man. Either of these men. Just don't emulate anyone, ever again. Not after this.

If you ever want to see a master class on how to elevate weak material via the simple act of unwavering commitment, watch Patrick Stewart's hosting gig on SNL from years back. The "naughty bakery" sketch, in particular...there's just no reason that should have been funny.