I hope they're doing the smart thing and voting Obama Biden!

P.S. Sadly, to Krango, no eary voting in NYC, :(

Re: >>Dave Barry also threw hit hit into the ring a few times. >>

"Hit hit"? Don't you maybe mean "His Hat"? Just asking...

A very clever idea yielding really beautiful results!

How fun! Nostalia-mania!

I think the damage done to a finger in the precess of this safety mechanism engaging would still be pretty severe. At least a trip to the emergency room though better than losing a digit or limb.

I agree with the wood splitter guess, though my initial guess was that it is some kind of crowbar-like device, for prying something open or apart (I guess that function could be related to wood splitting?

This is going on my bog now, thanks for the tip!

He's unbelievably fit! Does he walk around naked like that all the time?

I may be only one person (not a family of 4), but I work as an office admin on Wall St and I gross about $60 a year. After taxes it's MUCH less than that. I live in NYC, have Netflix, Cable, Cable modem and buy soft toilet paper by the case (saves a few bucks). So...I guess the key to survival is to just not have kids? Sounds good to me!!

This guy was just a spineless idiot. "I'm already married" works just as well to stop a wedding as an act of arson, I suspect.

PED-O-LANTERN? Nothing says "No Candy Here, Kids" quite like a PED-O-LANTERN, that's for sure.

Gee wiz, give the kid some prunes or fresh fruit. Problem solved.

The tongues are the best part. Where's Gene Simmons?

Who doesn't know that a pumpkin is a squash?

"... pretentious Mac..." WTF!? Yeah it's SO "pretentious" to use a better designed, more efficient computer that actually works. Gee wiz, what crock of BS.