Women's nipples are more sensitive during the peak fertility time. They don't like to feel them rubbing against a hairy chest.

I always suspect afternoon joggers. Who wants to get smelly and sweaty in the middle of the day?

All I see is "This video contains contest from Sony who has blocked it on copyright grounds".

Dang.

20% of the human race all live in one country, where there's the world's number 2 economy, and none of them seem to mind that they aren't allowed to access harmless sites like youtube and facebook?

If you squeeze it hard enough, you don't need the concrete. Like Popeye.

Playing with Legos is how me and all my friends learned about fractions when we were kids. No parents or teachers involved.

Dear China,
1) You only have 22 provinces. What were you thinking when you gave 2 of them the same name? (Shanxi and Shaanxi)
2) Why did you decide to place those 2 provinces right next to each other? At least Sweden and Switzerland are separated not only by other countries, but also by a sea.

Remove the plank from your eye before complaining about the speck in Europe's.

Wai Guo

One of the 94 signs must be "look out for single white guys who have done nothing wrong and already passed safely through a metal detector". Been hauled aside three times at different airports!

"The difference between loud farts and silent farts would appear to have nothing to do with the smell..." Obviously Miss C was never a boy scout. Spend a weekend cooped up in a tent with 4 other guys, while surviving on a diet of baked beans and Swiss Miss. Every scout learns that the noisy ones are harmless; it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.

Smells like the hand soap they have in the Whataburger bathrooms.

"He who farts in church sits in his own pew." - Confucious