That coconut & bamboo respirator was bound to fail eventually.

The Professor and Kermit the Frog pretty much raised me.

Disgusting. I refuse to eat anything that begins with the word 'turd'.

Perhaps she rubbed her head with a tuna sandwich at lunchtime. Kids do stuff like that. "Eat it or wear it!"

I'm really confused about the hole-in-the-wall test.

Ohboyohboy, I can't wait to die. I'm going to do this and freak everyone out!

Finally, there's proof!
Nobody ever believed me, but I saw one of these huge worms in Oklahoma when I was about 14. It scared the crap out of me and I wasn't sure whether it was a worm (but worms don't get that big) or a scaleless snake (but snakes don't burrow into the ground in about 1 second). Now I know.

Needs a proper passenger seat. Even that skinny girl they found for the video is about to fall off the back. She looks worried.

I'm glad I live in south Texas. The roaches here are too large to fit into my ear.

And vice-versa.

Is that you, Art Garfunkel?

1. Pick up the gold coin;
2. Say, "I have the gold coin";
3. Duh.

Seems like it takes the fun out of using Legos to design and build your own ideas.