Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
Notice how these examples are all snow- or ice-related? There's a reason so many of us move to south Texas, where it never freezes! It was 73 degrees today and nobody here slipped and gouged their eyes out.
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I was kidding because it's not disturbing content-wise like Gulag and Lord of the Flies are. It's disturbing structure-wise in that it's a stupid, pointless, half-hearted attempt at a story that suddenly ends and nothing really happened. Herman Melville 'wrote' it.
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A haggis haiku:
Ground-up lungs and heart,
Boiled in a sheep's stomach?!?
No worse than hot dogs.
Ground-up lungs and heart,
Boiled in a sheep's stomach?!?
No worse than hot dogs.
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If I ever get a chance, I would try haggis. But probably not a haggis cupcake.
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Let me guess: Bartleby the Scrivener was #4.
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I was right, two!
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Neville should have the highest bounty. He's the real ringleader, not that Potter kid.
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I take it that Canadians don't the nearly the zombie epidemic that we do down here.
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"If you want one for your own personal use..."
You know some redneck is going to smoke brisket in one of these.
You know some redneck is going to smoke brisket in one of these.
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Dibs on the Wookiee smut!
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Let them eat cake.
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4/9. I only saw 4 of those movies and those were the ones I didn't have to guess on.
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(A few cats will take care of that rat problem in no time.)