Little-known fact: If the humans did not wash their exterior shells weekly, they would emit foul odors!

Geez. No wonder the pilgrims left those weirdos.

That really cut into his commute time.

It can also be used as a personal toilet seat, so you don't have to make contact with the the community of germs that come from all over the world, thanks to the other passengers' bums.

None of these sound any good. And still no word on D.A.R.Y.L., part 2?

"These days it’s not uncommon to see people proudly their freak flags these days"

Stopped reading, did I, when hurt my did head it.

In Soviet Russia, space shuttles... dang, I'm not good at these.

I read 2 Melville stories in jr. high: Bartleby the Scrivener, which was pointless, and Moby Dick, which rambled on and on forever without much happening other than rambling on and on. I hated them both and never read anything else by that lunatic.

Why don't all cars get to change color when it rains?

That's impressive. He even has them arranged by color in a rainbow spectrum.