"That machine took my job!"

...and stop giving him attention. If everyone stops writing about this untalented egomaniac, maybe he'll vanish.

No women there; only men.

Am I the only one to be amazed that a user named 'fartbucket' takes things he reads online literally? Unless he really DOES fart into a bucket, in which it all makes sense.
(I'm assuming 'fartbucket' is male, based solely on the name. Forgive me if my assumption is wrong.)

Now the pre-potty-trained kid won't be embarrassed because he's the only one with wet pants!