The adventures of Cloth Kid!

Wouldn't it have been simpler just to keep the sidewalk going on the same side of the river, rather than changing it?

Mules are just a half-assed attempt at making an animal.

Started to watch the video, but got too distracted by her bouncing hands to really pay attention.

"...one of the most dangerous creatures in the ocean."Hmmm, I wonder if... possibly... Australia?

He's doing something right. If a weekly chicken brain-mcnugget is the secret, then so be it.

Alternate title: What Guys Do When There Aren't Enough Women In Their Town

Great. Now the Eagles are going to starve and almost become extinct again. It's bad enough that Glen Frey died, and now you're going to deny Don Henley a little puppy to snack on now and then? I, for one, would pay money to watch the Eagles hunt a dog and eat it.

Iggy Pop owns a shirt?!?

Here in Texas, we poop in our own suitcases. Don't need an animal to do it for us.

I, for one, welcome our new Russian Scythian-warrior overlords!

Mushrooms are disgusting. They grow on horse poo and shower curtains!

Wow. He took out three thugs all by himself. If he'd had a match, he would have taken out the driver and the van, too.