Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
Here in south Texas, we don't eat foods that make you fat; we only like healthy snacks.
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Gotta admit, I really liked my Superman Underoos in the '70s.
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That lizard is going to have some nightmares for the rest of his life.
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Also, red-headed men are always honest, but you can never trust a red-headed woman.
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I just assumed Jimmy Carter was two-timin'.
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All it does is make you tired twice a year. I will vote for whichever politician promises to eliminate this stupid custom, regardless of party.
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Just like expensive video cameras and expensive special effects don't necessarily make a good movie, Mr. Lucas.
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Great news for employees of the People's Suspender Factory, Ltd.
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Scaring people in the bone-yard, eh?
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Sounds kind of like I'm not missing anything important by not being on the Facebook.
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So nothing but a Frosty at 9PM is now considered dinner for kids?
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Animals:1
Humans:0
Humans:0
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Must have been a really boring parade. Or really violent.