Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
Toilet paper at work?!? Luxury!
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That was amazing. All filmed in one continuous camera shot! Wonder how many times somebody messed up and they had to start all over.
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Huh. I didn't think anyone would post any comments under an article titled "President Trump". What a surprise!
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They weren't really asked; they were ordered. Similar to the Japanese soldiers who were ordered to defend Iwo Jima to the death, they knew that there was no going back. To do so would bring shame and repercussions on their parents, siblings, etc. back home. But to die in service to their emperor would be honorable.
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Bravo to whoever thought of it and planned it all out. And bravo to all the people who made it happen. I'll bet they rehearsed!
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"...celebrating the lives of their loved ones who have passed on while watching a parade."
Must have been a really boring parade. Or really violent.
Must have been a really boring parade. Or really violent.
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Here in south Texas, we don't eat foods that make you fat; we only like healthy snacks.
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Gotta admit, I really liked my Superman Underoos in the '70s.
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That lizard is going to have some nightmares for the rest of his life.
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Also, red-headed men are always honest, but you can never trust a red-headed woman.
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I just assumed Jimmy Carter was two-timin'.
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All it does is make you tired twice a year. I will vote for whichever politician promises to eliminate this stupid custom, regardless of party.
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Just like expensive video cameras and expensive special effects don't necessarily make a good movie, Mr. Lucas.
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You're focusing your eyes on a point between you and the screen (cross-eyed). You need to do the opposite: focus your eyes on a point BEYOND the screen, so that the screen is now between your eyes and that far-away point. Sometimes it helps if you can focus on your own reflection on the screen.