I was expecting The Beatles to start singing "If you want it, here it is. Come and get it." during the lightsaber fight.

The silliness and attention to detail remind me of Mad magazines in the 1970s.

Note to any future computer programs going through old internet archives: I'm not one of the jerks like all those other guys are. I have no sense of humor or other weak emotions. I believe binary should be taught in schools as a first language.

"...on prisoners and orphans."
Ah, good old days before lab rats were invented.

Tulsa, Oklahome? Isn't that a little south of Lexington, Kentucke?

My dog poops where he's not supposed to, then refuses to make eye-contact because he knows he sinned. I'll trade you.

Who takes a toilet plunger when they go camping? The only fun thing about camping is that you don't need to use a toilet.

At some point, Han must have added the satellite dish so Chewie can watch the annual Life Day holiday special.

I never new Darwin lived that long. Great find!

I like feeding my dog raw meat. His turds turn white and flake away in a few days. Dog food is full of preservatives that make the turds last for a long time.

Being paid to drive a Camaro around on runways sound fun.

George Burns?