Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
That disguise isn't fooling anyone; we can tell it's just a weird-looking cat wearing a fake mustache.
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I hate that, too. A few weeks ago, my friend went to Walmart to get an oil change. The 'mechanic' there refused, saying he had to inspect her car first. She asked how much his inspection will cost. He said it depends on what problems he finds. She called me, not knowing what to do, and I told her to leave that Walmart now.
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When I was looking at houses, I narrowed my list down to 3. Then I went to each one late at night, parked on a nearby street, and walked all around the neighborhood, listening for loud parties and loud dogs. Sure glad I did. Every neighborhood is quiet in the daytime!
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Dear Santa....
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A really interesting conclusion! Han also said, "Fly casual" in Return of the Jedi. Idiot.
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Good for you, sir! Fruits are a good, and cheap, habit.
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I would throw up if I tried that. In fact, I feel out-of-breath just from watching her.
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Click around and look at the other entries on the site. That must have been tough to judge; they're all good.
The best photos of people are when they're doing their own thing and not looking at the camera or posing.
The best photos of people are when they're doing their own thing and not looking at the camera or posing.
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With as much nutrition as the plastic wrapper that it comes in. Just eat a banana or apple instead.
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Maybe that thing is holding up the wall to the bathroom, due to shoddy construction.
Also, why did they put a rug right on top of another rug in the livingroom, when there's plenty of wood floor left exposed?
Those millionaires are weird people.
Also, why did they put a rug right on top of another rug in the livingroom, when there's plenty of wood floor left exposed?
Those millionaires are weird people.
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Luxury! In Texas, we dream about having buses that come by more than once a day, no matter what they're filled with.
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But, but... what about THE words that ARE randomly capitalized?!?
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Quick! Somebody put more blue filters in front of the camera lens. It's still not blue enough!
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Finally; something new from the Hollywood machine!
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Recorded "LIVE"? Why is 'live' in quotation marks?