Looking at the photos, the folks at Disney seem to be scimping out on the food. Every plate looks like somebody is already done eating and left a few crumbs behind. Half of a raspberry?!? For $1,000, I'd expect to get an entire raspberry all to myself! Suckers.
We don't have big flu outbreaks any more because we're raising a whole generation of hermits who sit at home alone, praying to their cellphones, rather than going outside and forming a crowd of humans. Side-effect of technology!
Suckers.
Side-effect of technology!
I would.