We don't have big flu outbreaks any more because we're raising a whole generation of hermits who sit at home alone, praying to their cellphones, rather than going outside and forming a crowd of humans.
Side-effect of technology!

Alternative headline: "How to tell if you have way too much time on your hands."

The robots will catch the killer.

I hope this is the women's room. If they put that in the men's room, you know some idiot would pee on it.
I would.

I prefer the traditional method of turning potato peels into bacon, using a pig as the middleman.

I like the monkey who makes fart sounds. He looks so serious.

I wonder if women were exempt from the tax.

Unlike most Americans, I am able to stand upright, on two legs.

I don't know enough about handball to know whether or not he scored a touchdown. But judging by the teams' reactions, I guess it doesn't count, eh?

Look at those nasty steps. Garbage in AND garbage out.

How do we see it? There's no photo and no link.

Where's the link?