I ain't lettin' National Geographic or any other pansy committee get between me and my Soylent Green milkshakes!

Those are the different sections of Hell. (If you look closely, you can see the one that is reserved for evil people who molested children and who talked in the theatre.)

The clever dogs would blame their farts on human babies.

Sigh.Again, Franz, how about you stop posting links to articles that we have to register and pay for in order to read? Are these companies paying you to post their ads on Neatorama?

"...drank gasoline like crazy..."No. They drank diesel, not gasoline. That way, the military only has to deal with supplying one type of fuel for its trucks, rovers, transports, etc. in a battle. The sissified civilian models later on had gasoline engines, but those are the fake Hummers.

My little dog used to love his goggles. He knew that it meant we were going for a motorcycle ride.

My little dog used to love his goggles. He knew that it meant we were going for a motorcycle ride.

Alternate title: "Every snake in Australia is deadly to humans, and they all like to hide inside human houses."

Franz, Please don't post these teaser-articles that tell us to go to another site if we want to read the rest of the story, when that other site requires us to pay for a subscription in order to read it.

He's not dancing; he's wiping his bum on the kitchen rug! (You can even see the smear when he's finished and walks away.)

"When a boy, with her mother..."I'm already confused by this story.

The book "Tales of the Bounty Hunters" has a really, really good explanation for why IG-88's corpse is lying in a trash pile on Cloud City.

But where are Moose and Squirrel?

How can people be so stupid and yet so rich at the same time?