"I actually saw my first full episode of Game of Thrones last night..." Welcome. You're one of us now.

May divorce be with you?

Ferdinand 1 (the king of rolling around with a trash can on his bum) didn't have any children either. And it seems he never attempted to.
Impotency: Nature's way of ending a family affair gone wrong.

They're airborn.

Wrong video.

Wrong video.

"...the career and lifestyle choirs for their children..." Are kids into choirs these days?

If Brazilian teenagers start using phrases like "Oh me" and "Tarnations!", we'll know why.

A politician who has useful skills that benefit humanity. Is that even legal?

Interesting article. Maybe someday I'll see a Neatorama article talking about my longevity and the things I witnessed in my lifetime. ("We used to have video cassettes that you had to rewind! This was about 40 years before the first Robot War. Luckily they kept me as a pet.")

I find your lack of Firefly disturbing. "You can't take the sky from me."