Note to self: Don't drink any more smoothies at Nick's house until he gets a new blender.

1970s = 14, 1980s = 13, 1990s = 10, Recent = 10

Thought I would have done better on the '80s.

Do they make toilets, too?

What?!? I thought this already IS an advice column. Isn't that what the comments sections are for?

I don't know what that word means. Something to do with potatoes?

"If they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed, then we just float away."
Kind of changes the whole context of Han's line.

Never bought bottled water in my life. (I pay my water bill, so I don't HAVE to buy bottled water, see?)

That's me at the checkout lanes at Walmart. Now randomly replace 3 of the bears with old people who are paying with a check (a paper one) and who don't even take it out to start writing it until after all of their items have been scanned.

I don't see my Mad magazines that were confiscated throughout the 1980s.

40 inches, huh? I might have had that beat this morning, but I already got rid of the evidence.

"Carryin' a laser down the road that I must travel"?

So what's the problem here? People laugh at it, but do any of them have a better solution to getting the crate to the back?