Hope he goes on to do something really worthwhile with the rest of his life that almost ended in the pickup truck.

An animal that sleeps 20 hours a day should be able to make its sleep time coincide with its owner's. There's no need to get up at 5 AM and run around.

And they all speak really good English, too.

With vile critters like that crawling around Australia, the question is why everyone down there doesn't wear armor every day?

How come when you put an ice cube into a glass of water, one-tenth of the cube doesn't sit above the waterline? Instead, the cube floats right at the surface of the water. Same thing with chunks of ice in a lake or a river: they never stick out above the water. Guess icebergs can only form in salt water.

The Chinese word for 'currency' is also the Chinese word for 'nose' (bi). Coincidence?

Hey! Cool.

Neat bits of trivia. Wish he'd had something to tell us about Spaceballs.

"Nude-Selfie Consultant" Dibs!

I never knew that. Thanks for the lesson!
But what happened to the ships with the treasures?

Ladies?