Nice try, Steve Ballmer.

So Bill Cosby was right.

Fortunately for her, it's covered up by her hair.

"Wait…shouldn’t that be Luke instead of Han?"

I got the weirdest... er, never mind.

Well, I see the Greenpeace astroturfers have arrived.

And _science_ fiction, too...

"Time ended. Yesterday."

I don't remember who wrote it, but that is the shortest sconce fiction story ever written...

"... not counting the reboot."

What reboot? My friends have told me about this mythical beast, but I refuse to believe that such an abomination exists...

So Australia is in danger of losing the art of sammich-making?

/ducks

Sure that wasn't Reddit you were on? That sounds like them...

I was there when Fiorella conducted her tests, and I can attest to the fact that she actually cheated.

For the series of one-foot drops, she tied a piece of sliced bread, butter-side-up, to Esther's back. Since the "Cat-Lands-On-Its-feet" force was countered by the "Bread-Lands-Butter-Side-Down" phenomenon, a paradox was created.

Since the cat does possess intelligence, she was able to influence the result, i.e. landing gracelessly on her side. Had she been a goldfish, with but a rudimentary awareness, the result of the experiment would have been the creation of a singularity...

Synesthesia -- known for years by its alternate term "good acid."

I am so looking forward to it. Number one reason? It's not being made by Siffy...

I agree--the movie was terrible...

Let me guess: you're a youngster?