I don't know about a felony, but here in Michigan, it's illegal to use expletives in public. It's rarely enforced, but it has been enforced lately. To me it's like having a law against being stupid.

I remember the first time I ever heard another child say "No" to his mom. (in the 60s) I was standing back waiting for the lightning bolt. I couldn't believe my ears.

Those big pet snakes look pretty cute too. Then see what they look like when you throw in that little kitten you got free from the ad in the newspaper.

Maybe it was just a .22 and he was aiming off just a little bit, just to make a good show. Sort of like the guy in the circus who throws the knife near the spinning woman.

"A Liberal is a Conservative who hasn't been mugged"

"A Conservative is a Liberal who hasn't been arrested"

Don't blame me, I vote Libertarian. I don't eat store pizza either, I eat home made.

They like fascist, now the fascist state took their kids.

I like this quote: "they will be free to make their own decisions and choices about everything, including race." I guess that will be a real breakthrough in human genetics.

Neither parent works because of illness - Mr Campbell, 35, a landscape gardener, suffers from the lung disease, emphysema, while his 25-year-old wife has been unable to work as a waitress in a fast-food restaurant for several years because of back problems.

Wow! They named their little boy after "The Master Race" They haven't worked in years but keep having kids; that's pretty masterful.

“I wouldn’t want to be this guy when (and it’s only a matter of time) one of these guns kills some innocent.”

More likely the car will kill someone.

"Wow, that’s absolutely frightening. Where is this place again so I don’t ever have to worry about the stray gunfire from the road-rage inflicted bumpkins?"

Here in Michigan hundreds of thousands of us carry guns all the time. We don't have any shootings by "road rage inflicted bumpkins" It's been legal for almost anyone over 21 to carry a gun here for 6 years, and the only effect we've seen is a drop in violent crime.

Yeah, we love the snow so much up here in Michigan, that we send missionaries down to Florida every winter to tell people about it.

"What a hideous colour khaki is,"..... "My word," said Lenina, "I'm glad I'm not a Gamma."

She complained of feeling nauseous. Nauseous means she makes other people feel sick. I think she meant the food made her feel nauseated; the words are not synonyms.

He took the underrated drugs too.

A few semi literate religious zealots with strap on bombs, or car bombs would be a lot cheaper.

Quick! Read "Atlas Shrugged"

I always told my kids that Santa was just a game people play. My kids, now young adults, have great critical thinking skills and tell me they grew up feeling like they were never lied to. Of course I wouldn't send a dog to a public school; I home schooled my kids, so the teachers can tell your kids anything they want and it won't hurt my feelings. Tell them Santa=Satan.