This device is used to give Pugs their characteristic flat nose

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This is the official EvilBastard Trophy, given in recognition for mentally torturing others in a highly sadistic fashion and is an artistic representation of one particular Tetris piece

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This is the tool you ACTUALLY need to successfully assemble Ikea furniture

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It's a tea-strainer for those who don't care about the little things in life!

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This is Grandpa Rubik's Revenge.. "I'll solve yer darned cube when yer work this one out yer young whipper-snapper!"

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This amazing piece of Beatles' memorabilia was a key source of inspiration to Paul McCartney until he finally realized that "Maxwell's Bloody Great Noggin Obliterator" didn't quite fit...

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It's a medieval Facepalm device. It was commonly used by knights during jousting tournaments when their opponent forgets to take the rubber-chicken safety device off the end of their lance

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It's from the "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition Dinner Accessory Set"... comes complete with "The Rack" nutcracker (shown), a nifty "Iron Maiden" bottle-opener, and a set of "Head Crusher" napkin-holders.

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The elevator car itself will have a self-braking system limiting it to 1.5G. The greatest risk however will be (depending on where it breaks) is the possibility of several tons of steel cable falling onto the car...

It's called a Genie Shovebackinner and is used by adventurers if the genie turns out to be a hipster!

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It can be considered ethical as long as ROHSA (Rodent Occupational Health & Safety) have properly inspected it and appropriate safety goggles, hard-hat and training have been provided.

It's Dilbert's tie-clip; heavy enough to keep his tie actually hang down for a while, and the spirit-level... well he IS an engineer!

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This is the operating handle for Big Bird's beak... you don't want to mess with Big Bird. Seriously.

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"Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle towards my hand? No? Well let me know when you find one, this soliloquy doesn't work so well with a spikey chopping thing!" Macbeth

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This is one half of an astronomical model used to explain a rather interesting version of the "Big Bang" Theory

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