This is a toy usually used in "the hood." The child would hold it at arm's length, say "You goin' down!" and with a deft flick of the wrist allow it to fall to the floor... It's called a "Yo-"

Koala S

It's a whiffle-club, prescribed for use in Sun Tzu's "The Art of Not Taking War TOO Seriously"
Neatorama Metal XL

This is the Death Star's lesser known cousin, the Mildly-Irritating Toothache Star

Hippocrates S

It's the Bobbit-o-Matic 3000! With this device properly fastened to your bedroom wall, you will never again have the inconvenience of your spouse tossing your member from a moving car... simply secure your member in the Bobbit-o-Matic 3000 and hide the key!
(only one ever sold!)

Hippocrates S

It's a relationship strainer... any time you hear someone say "Our relationship is a bit strained." it's because of this thing!

Hippocrates S

I think she just made the best of a bad situation: baby sick, child-care won't take care of it, first day of class... I think CANCELING the class would have been unprofessional!

It's an emergency leg-splint for injured centipedes
Hippocrates S

With the sudden appearance of Richard Simmons, this "sleeping beauty" was in for a big surprise!
Hippocrates S

Wal-Mart's first experiment with "pound" cakes was based on a slight misunderstanding

Hippocrates S

This is the new emergency smart-phone attachment used to make certain models not look like some other company's smart-phone
-Where's Higgs Boson? XL

This is a nitpicker, designed to extract tiny slivers of controversy from the finest cracks in logic
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It contains the egos of all the bands ever to produce a one hit wonder... may they rest in peace
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...Bender didn't like it when his girlfriend said "My turn!"

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It's a perforator *HULK SMASH!* used for making delicate perforations *HULK SMASH!* in cardboard and *HULK SMASH!* paper items in order to *HULK SMASH!* make for easier tearing *HULK SOOOOOOOOORYYYYYY!*

Thinking Man's Modern Dilemma XL

It's a teaching aid. If you don't pass the exam in Applied Mechanics, you receive lesson in Really Applied Mechanics!

Thinking Man's Modern Dilemma XL