"Have you noticed how my pumpkin looks a lot like pedo-bear?"

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I'd suggest "Genius Plus" (That should cause some fun!)

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This is used by lady hamsters for pole-dancing. The little arm at the top is for attaching a bag for collecting tips (since tucking peanuts into their little G-strings makes them look slightly less becoming!)

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This is a piece of equipment used by the famous Fishling Circus and is mostly used as a goldfish catapult. The quarter-circle part is usually pushed into the sand to provide stability, but is also sometimes used to imitate a mock shark during the Clown-fish act

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This is a psychiatric tool for examining politicians. The magnifying part allows the doctor to find the Sense of Honor, while the cut-out prevents magnifying the Sense of Greed

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"Looks like the Hadron Collider is working again!"

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So it WAS the cat-alytic converter! Sorry, I couldn't resist it

The police grilled him over the incident

We've had Mythbuster's Rocket-chair, Top-Gear's Reliant Robin, and now this.... I can't wait to see what's next!

I love that word "grumbletonians".... it just seems so appropriately current! Tea anybody?

Love legal tender
Love the loot
Watch my assets grow
Oh my fiscal gains are sweet
Now we're in the know

This was a popular executive toy when the Bush tax-cuts were introduced. Made of solid platinum, corporate executives would take paper balls made from tightly-wound hundred-dollar bills, watch the "trickle-down effect" as the balls got stuck half-way down and laugh hysterically for hours

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That's kinda sad... its like a friend for slinkies whose owners won't play with them

This device is used by teenage boys who wear braces. If they succeed in impressing a girl with the line "The tin-grin is in" then they can offer to take things to the next level!

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What they really needed to do was to study the Crazy Cat-Lady on the Simpsons... that's all the proof you need!