This is of course quite serious. If a war happened to suddenly break out during the performance of the pantomime, nobody would be sure which was the comedian and which was the real Red Cross official

This is the analog Pac-man before he went digital!

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The Leningrad Cowboys would be so proud!

This is not what we mean when we say Couch Potatoes get elevated cholesterol!
I guess you could call it:
1. Sky TV (though that might already be taken!)
2. High definition TV
3. Stoner's Letdown... "Wanna get high and watch TV?"

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This could also be what happens when you ask someone with OCD to put away the wire coat-hangers...

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These are sold on E-Bay by a company who REALLY knows its target market... it's a field-roller for Farmville!

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1. Asp-soles
2. Red-neck slippers
3. Mamba-samba boots
4. Whip-snake Wellingtons

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Chuck Norris swaps these in when he wants to give his wife a "more tender moment"

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This is from the silent film era and is the revolving number plate for James Bond's Model-T Ford. The car also had an ejector-seat (a mule hidden under the passenger seat for which Bond had a poking-stick to irritate it), and to avoid pursuit it could drop hundreds of banana-skins at the tug of a lever

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"I'm not putting the angel up again after your last year's embarrassing episode in front of my grandparents"

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This is what happened when the design for the Sidewinder missile was outsourced to the cheapest bidder

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I'm just wondering if bleach can clean away stupidity...

This is a 19th Century Irrelevant Argument Augmenter. When someone is in favor of doing something irrelevant and their counterpart claims "There's no point!" the protagonist can put this on the table and reply "THIS is the point!"

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These are filing clerks at Microsoft Office!

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I just wonder how long it will take before some copyright-trolling law firm tries to shut it down.... letting people read for free? That's a crime against profit! [sarcasm]