Steampunk ulu used by Victorian Inupiat

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My worst nightmare. I can handle reptiles. But spiders, ugh!

I miss reading Calvin & Hobbes in the newspaper. It was one of my favorite comics.

Medieval finger sporks from Ye Olde NeatoShoppe

More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow, Ladies L, Pink

I have a piece of duct tape wrapped around the axle of my wheelbarrow to keep the wheel from falling off. It's been on there for at least 5 years. Like one of Neatoshop's t-shirts says: "When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape."

Prosthetic sawfish rostrom.

More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow, Ladies L, Navy

Hacksaw that belonged to the Jigsaw Killer's great grandfather.

More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow, Ladies L, Navy

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night, 1x, Black

If I were a robot, I would "re-boot" Mystery Science Theater 3000. My robot name would Thea Cinebot. (shortened version of theater cinemarobot)

It's not replacing the toilet paper roll that irritates me the most.

Intact speciman of a spaceship for alien mice on display at the Area 51 Museum. Notice the open mousehole portal on top, communication antennae's, and "hand of doom" combination cat grabber and spear. It also is equipped with a handy dandy sword to cut the cheese.

More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow, Ladies L, Navy

1. Kisai Maru - Black
2. A Day Without Sunshine, 1X, Black
3. Faux Fur Trim Smart Screen Gloves

Grumpy Cat and I got into fight and now I have two black eyes. You should see him though, I turned his frown upside down!

More Awesome than a Double Rainbow, Ladies L, Kelly Green

The Jolly Green Giant's frisbee golf disc that he uses when playing Yao Ming.

Metal Neatorama, 1x, Black

You know the saying "put nose to the grindstone"? This was used on the famous noses of Barbara Streisand, Jimmy Durante, Bob Hope, Jennifer Grey, Owen Wilson, Gerard Depardu, Frank Zappa, and Michael Jackson.

Metal Neatorama, 1XL, Black