If all are proper nouns, they refer only to a single object, so the dog is incapable of generalizing. When told to fetch, say, a shoe, it would fetch the same shoe every time, if it is limited to a proper noun.
No verbs? Hard to herd sheep without verbs.

I would like one of the bots or Brain Guy or Bobo from MST3K as the in-car navigator.

Are you healthier because you walk faster?
Do you walk faster because you are healthier?
Or neither? Is it merely an association?

Double-plus ungood words must be excised!
1984, at last.

A full life span on a single kidney. Too bad nature doesn't give us a pair of everything, such as heart, eyes, brain (although I'm not sure that would be wise), etc.

That's nothing. You should see the Bluetooth condoms I sell. Also got one with a wombcam.

A hacker could have a lot of fun with these. He could upload other images, collect credit card numbers, download viruses to cell phones, etc.

Had it happened in the Midwest, it would have been a minor news story. Every time it rains or snows, the Northeast acts like it's the end of the world. Wussies.

It seems more trouble than it's worth to climb up those. What if something or someone were coming down at high speed.

Case-sensitive passwords?

Switzerland is one of earth's most-boring places, so it's no wonder.

I read that construction accounts for 60% of the Chinese economy. That explains much.

I think I saw this on Cheaters.
They called it Menageatroium, as I remember.

Lest it be forgotten, Trololo Star Trek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMoWt0wnlUw

Looks like a leaky condom.