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Amp-Bear-Sand, Chocolate, Size L

My bad, I meant "Yurp" as in Europe, since that's easier for them Yanks ;-);-)

I'll talk to you about this on the 8th of September.

Greetings from Yurp.

Damn.....The bottom 'hole' on the left is part of a block. "Damn you too-light-to-see-well-in-a-picture white board pen colour!, DAAAMN YOUUUUU".

FAIL: The FOUR black blocks wouldn't reach the rest of the line FIVE blocks up. "Hahahah, I laugh in your general direction!".

Can't wait for the movie.

I bet there's a giant alien robot inside!!!!

Sure, but can it flip a burger?

Typeface and name makes me think more of a candy sandwich....

Done by (now) alumni of my school:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONWXE3Iidik&feature=related

This IS real btw (check for the making-of too)

Sweet guy.

Is this even street legal? I mean, where I'm from even one piece of paper on the dashboard is considered hazardous and view-obstructing :-S.

Why errrr Sure I was joking *shifty eyes* ha ha ha.
(Humour is our natural depressant, yet not depressing)

Don't pretend like it's a problem that doesn't exist. Have a look at the Chive's top pics this week and tell me what you see:
http://thechive.com/2010/06/05/best-photos-of-the-week-45-photos-7/

This debunks your theory alltogether. In the images you can see that there are A LOT of beautiful (and surely smart too) women in real life. So the cartoon is a mere depiction thereof.

@Idill: Doesn't that require háving a wife first? :-P