I thought vegetarians could still eat fish.

I like how the sixth month used to be called "Sextilis" until Augustus came along.

This needs to be dubbed over with that muted-trumpet sound that Charlie Brown's teacher made, except speeded up and with a techno beat.

Modernism has completely sucked since Art Deco went out of style.

Virtually every garment I own was bought in a vintage secondhand shop (most of them I needed to repair somewhat before wearing.) You can't make me feel bad about this one.

Except my socks and underwear. Those were probably made in a sweatshop.

First impressions don't mean squat. I can't even remember how I met most of my friends.

Alright fine. Everyone's trying to convince me I'm a racist, I guess they can't all be wrong. But someone answer this question, if I were one of the participants in one of these many many many studies, and I were proven to be a racist even though I was certain I wasn't, what the hell should I do about it?

A whopper costs like $2.99. That's 29.9 cents per friend.

Well what else are they going to do with them?

Can't stand diet soda anyway. It is my firm opinion that no one knows anything and you should hammer out your diet according to trial and error.

Needs more ribbons with latin on them.

@Paul in Boca: Nobody said this happen recently.

Finally, a photoblog about real architecture.

I've always liked the whole "old people are awesome" thing they've got over there in Japan.

Cute! A pet fox seemed like a good idea to me, until I found out just how strongly they smell.